Sunday, April 7, 2013

This Girl is on Fire!

Well howdy everyone,

I am feeling bright and chipper as I a pleased to say that Spring has finally arrived - woo hoo!  Brett, Jack and I spent most of today outside enjoying the sunshine hiking at Bear Mountain - luckily we didn't see any bears, particularly because I think they'll be coming out of hibanation right about now and I bet they'd be pretty darn hungry after such a long winter.  What a joy being able to enjoy the outdoors without having to be dressed like the Michelin Man.

Overall, my weekend has been pretty awesome actually, no let me extend that to the entire week. 

My first bit of exciting news is that I went to see Alicia Keys on Friday night.  Man, she's so awesome live and she naturally finished with Empire State of Mind - it brought a tear to my eye (and most of the 50,000 crowd).  Unfortunately the seats were shitty because I didn't realize she was in town until a couple of weeks ago (saying we were in the nose bleed section is definitely not an exaggeration), but it didn't matter because the sound was fabulous and we were surrounded by hard core fans (check this one out - she was one excited sista!). 

The next photo was during the song Noone - the stadium looked awesom lit up by everyone's mobile phones (gone are the day of the lighters)



 I went with Liz who I work with - it was her first concert ever, so I was very happy to share the experience with her.  We went to a place, aptly called The Smoke Joint beforehand for dinner - good old fashioned American bbq. 


Liz and I are both big Food Network fans and there's a show on there called Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives that we both love and this was a place that featured there (the Smoke Joint is considered a Dive).  We enjoyed beer and beef ribs (of course) - they rivaled Fred Flinstones brontosaurus ribs.




Here's the Barclay Center where the concert was at - it's only 6 months old or so and I think Jay-Z has some sort of ownership of it.  Amazing staadium:



My second piece of great bit of news is that I discovered the root cause of my neck pain that has been getting progressively worse and really causing me issues and discomfort - this is like seriously life changing news for me.  My issue is that my bite is not so great, because the back teeth don't touch when I bite so as a result I'm constantly clenching my teeth which causes issue in my jaw and my neck.  I learnt this from the orthodontist whilst I was getting a new set of Invisalign - these are the clear braces type things.  I am going through a short set of using Invisalign again to fix my bite because it was causing my gap to come back again, but I didn't realize that I would also get the benefit of a fixed neck.  I'm sooooooooooo relieved!  I only have to go through this series of Invisalign for around 8 months and then I'll be fixed - yay!

The thing is that I'd resigned myself to the fact that there was no cure for my neck, so instead I have been frequenting chinese masseuses for relief.  No more of this fancy day spa blah blah stuff, I wanted hardcore massage.  These are the dodgiest of establishments, but for $49 an hour the women have fingers of titanium, which is just what I need, but trust me you need a nurofen before and after.  My other attempt at getting fixed was going to the chiropractor.  The visit to the chiro was my first encounter with the US health system.  We’ve all heard it’s expensive, but I was also naïve to the fact that they’re there to take you for a ride.   So, here's a recap of my experience...I arrive and complete my 18 page registration – no I am not over-exaggerating.  I then go into see a pleasant young lady who starts asking me a long series of questions over a period of say, 1 hour!  She proceeds to tell me before treating me, they need to take an x-ray.  As I stand there getting my x-ray,, I ask, “so do I actually get adjusted today”.  “Oh no” she says, “we review your x-rays and then we come up with the appropriate treatment.  We can make an appointment for tomorrow and you and your husband can come along, you sit through a workshop, then you will be adjusted”.  “Ok, I’ll make an appointment for tomorrow, but I won’t bring my husband as it’s a pain to come into the city during peak hour”.  “I think I was a little soft in my language, your husband coming isn’t a choice, he has to come”.  “Excuse me?  Why is that, I think it’s my choice as to whether he needs to come”.  “Well, any treatment requires a partnership and we want to make sure you are in a position to make decisions when meeting with the doctor”.   At this point, blood is boiling is a little – not only am I not being adjusted, I’m basically being told that as a woman, I am uncapable of making financial decisions alone – mmmmmmmm”.   As I go to the reception desk and fork out close to my monthly salary (maybe exaggerating a little here, but not much), I make my appointment for the next day.  Logic would tell me not to do this, but on principle I’m not going to waste the money I’ve paid for my assessment without not even getting a cracking!  I turn up the next day, no husband in tow to the dismay of the chiro, and get taken through another 45 minutes of how bad my spine and neck are and that the only treatment is 9 months of chiro, 3 times per week, plus traction, and all for the small price, discounted of course, of $7,500 (WTF!!!!!!).  As I got a suddent bout of heart palpitations I took a deep breath and said in an attempt to buy time "I would like to think about this further and discuss this with my husband rather than commit here and now", to which I got a knowing look, like 'I told you that you should've brought him along'.  Luckily I got one quick crack, but with heavy quote in hand I hightailed out of that place and never came back and there's no way I'm going to another chiro in this city...

My final good news is that I submitted my first assignment for the semester yesterday, 2 days ahead of schedule, freeing up the rest of my weekend to enjoy, and even spend time writing here a blog for y'all.  One down, three to go. 

It's going to be 25 degrees on Tuesday, which is so dang exciting.

Alright, I'm off now!
Michele

Sunday, March 24, 2013

The long and winding winter

Hi everyone,
Well, isn’t the year just flying?  We’re already one week away from the end of the first quarter.  Despite this, it just doesn’t seem to be warming up here.   We switched to Spring last week, at 7:02am (??) on 20th March, but it’s still really cold (there’s even a chance of snow tonight).  Poor Brett is going through back-to-back winters, which makes it worse for him.  This time last year it was already 15-20 celcius, now we’re lucky to hit 7! 
Despite my whingeing, it’s not all the bad.  After our biggest snow dumping of the season, I managed to build a snowman in the backyard.
We had the joy of de-snowing our steps and path

..and we grabbed the garbage bags and headed to the park for some snow frolicking.  The park was jam packed with people with the same idea.  My garbage bag was definitely upstaged by nearly everyone there and their toboggans & snow tubes, but the garbage bag definitely performed just as well.



So besides snow frolicking, I went to a Broadway show with Judy – I can’t remember the name of it, but it was really good.  It starred a few famous people (though I don’t know any of their names) - the lady who was in “The Help” (you know, the one that can’t cook), the guy from Downton Abby (pictured), and another guy who has been in heaps of movies and shows but always in a supporting role (you know one of those types of guys that I I don’t even know where to start on google to find you a picture).  Jude and I waited outside and despite being rugged up I’m convinced I was this close to getting frost bite on my fingers, even through my gloves.

So, what else has been happening? – well, I failed my license…. Again(!!!!)... what a blow to the ego.  So, a week after failing for the second time I thought, “okay this is it – you’re going to pass, you’re going to pass”.  I’d like to think it was the positive thinking that go me there, but no, rather than taking the studious approach I had the previous two attempts (reading and reviewing the entire 200 page DMV book), this time I just did online practice tests over and over, and what do you know, I passed with flying colors!  By this time I was practically on first name basis with the ladies at the DMV.
The other thing occupying my time is it’s back to study time. After a 5 year journey (I only do one subject per semester), I now have only two subjects left so I’ve taken a leap and decided to go hard and get it over and done with, hopefully without compromise to my results.  There is one good thing about the cold… it makes it easier to lock myself inside and hit the books.  I’m one month in and have only 10 weeks to go until the finish line. 
Travel wise, I’ve been to Miami (apparently Mel Gibson was in the same hotel, but I missed him) and to Brazil – a couple of weeks of defrosting. 
So, another American experience we’ve had is poor Jack got skunked.  What do I mean by skunked?  I mean sprayed fair and square in the face with skunk stink.  We went for a walk at the park late last week, took him off the lead for a run and he went straight towards the skunk (clearly we hadn’t seen the skunk).  We rush him home, I’m madly googling remedies for de-skunking – baking soda, check; detergent, check; hydrogen peroxide, doh!;…okay, another option – baking soda and vinegar, check!  We rush him up to the attic bathroom, we being Brett (I don’t do smells too well).  Jack  gets a baking soda and vinegar scrub, followed by a shower, but still there was a bad stink.  At this point, Brett and I hightail to the local pet store and buy de-skunking shampoo.  Another shower later and he seems to smell much better.  Jack gets a nice blow dry and hits the sack.  In the meantime, I’m airing out the house with all of the windows open (it was -1 outside).  At 2am I wake up suddenly to a horrible smell (I didn’t think you could wake up from smells, but you can).  There was little Jack man wanting to jump on our bed, and unfortunately the initial smell assessment was wrong – the skunk stink was still there and it was bad.  There was no way he was coming anywhere near me or the bed.  Meanly, I just ignored him, and I guess he knew he was bad, because rather than pester me as he normally would, he walked away with his tail between his legs back into his own room (yes, he has his own bedroom) and went back to sleep there.  The next day, and another two baths later and he was finally ready to integrate back into society.  Trust me, going through the experience of skunk smell is one you don't need to go through in life...
OK, signing off now.  Take care and speak soon!
Michele





Friday, February 8, 2013

Things that go Bump in the Night!

Well howdy all! 

When I left you last, we had just come back from our 'vacation' and I was feeling all nice, relaxed, ready for a great year.  Well, two weeks later, I'm tense, stressed and the best way to describe it would be 'wired'!  Let's just say, I didn't get off on the right foot (pardon the pun - it will make sense soon).

One last thing I had to do before going back to work was to get my licence.  I can still drive on my Aus licence, but with a NJ licence I can reduce the price of our insurance.  So, I drove myself down to the DMV, my first solo drive coincidentally.  After getting to the stage last time where I was rejected because my passport name and Aus Licence name didn't match, this time I made it through all ID checks (would you believe my marriage certificate was here the whole time - doh!), and was able to sit down for my knowledge test - the only thing I need to do to get my NJ licence.  So, we're off... first ten questions down  (out of 50) and already 4 questions wrong - this isn't a good start when you can only get 10 right in the entire test... next ten questions and I'm up to 6 questions wrong, on a better trend, it'll be ok.... next ten questions and I'm up to 7 questions wrong, improving the trend ("I've got this in the bag!")... next ten down (up to 40 now) and I'm on 9 wrong questions ("It'll be okay, you can get through the next ten with only 1 question wrong).... up to question 44 and I get 1 wrong, ("okay I'm up to 10 wrong questions, only 6 questions to go - you can't get another one wrong, you can't, you can't").... Oh well, it seems I can.  Yes, that's right, I bloody failed my driver's licence knowledge test! Stupid questions about probation drivers - I won't even be on probation, why do I need to know this stupid stuff???  Feeling like I did when I was 18 years old (yes, I failed the first time then as well), I got back in the car and just drove home.  In reality all I lost was $10, another hour at the DMV, oh yes, and some pride.

That night I was able to drown my sorrows and share my embarassing story (I know, it's a shock that I like telling a story, particularly after a couple of drinks) that night as I said farewell to my colleague and friend, Yaelle, who was setting off from chilly NYC.   

This is me with Yaelle in the middle and Victoria on the right.

So then it was Monday and the first day back at work, and I'm suffering back to work blues. So, I drag myself out of bed, my eyes are all puffy and ugly, I get myself ready - make myself at least half way presentable, and then make my way down the stairs.  Well, the first half of the staircase was maneouvered in a proper manner, the bottom half went something like this - feet slip from under me, THUD! as my backside (luckily now padded after a southern food fest) hits the step, then BANG! as my shoulder hits the step, DONK! as my head hits, then a whining ooooooOOOOOWWWWW (you know like a little kid whose lip quivers and then out comes the burst), and me in a pile at the bottom.   Luckily no broken bones, just a new fear of stairs, and a few decent bruises and bumps, and even more damage to my pride.  On the damage, to give you an image, the bruise on my butt was so bad it looked like someone had shot me with a tennis ball from an auto tennis ball machine thing.  This is on someone who really doesn't bruise that much.  No pics for public consumption of this one.

So, after that things did go better, but it's been very busy.  I caught the train down and back Washington DC last Tuesday for a meeting - soooo much better than catching a plane - no shoes on, shoes off, laptop out, laptop in, scan, id check, another scan, another id check etc. etc.  On the train, you show your ticket, get on the train and relax for 3 hours.  It was unseasonly warm at 21 degrees, and the next day in NY it was also warm with 15 degrees.  On Thursday, I walked out inthe morning and it was 15 and left the office that night and it was -3!  Craziness. 

I went to my first Ice Hockey match last Thursday night to see the NY Rangers lose dismally to Pittsburg Penguins.  Great sport to watch live.  Thre seems to be no rules except that you can't blatantly punch someone in the face.  Beyond that everything is allowed.   Makes for fun spectating.  Here's some pics.







Sunday night was Superbowl Sunday!  What a great match in the end and for some reason it was the first time that the game actually made sense to me (as opposed to Ice Hockey, there are many rules, so it makes it more difficult to follow).   Beyonce rocked the house - so much so, the lights went out, but the outage did help bring the 49ers back in the game, not enough though for a victory, so it was the Baltimore Ravens taking home the prize.  For those that have seen the Blind Side (with Sandra Bullock), the guy that movie was about, is an offensive linebacker for the Ravens, so in the absence of the Giants being there, I am happy they won.  In tradition (well, a second year tradition now), here are the picks of my fave ads, though the quality was definitely down this year:

Mum, I thought you'd love this one - I did:
Official Super Bowl Commercial 2013 (Taco Bell) - YouTube

Lisa, this was voted the tear jerker ad, I know you'll love it:
Budweiser Clydesdale Commercial - Super Bowl 2013 - YouTube

I always love our little M&M friends:
M&M Super Bowl Commercial 2013 - YouTube

This one was definintely not a fave, it was just wrong:
GoDaddy's Gross Super Bowl Ad - YouTube

And one for the ladies:
2013 Calvin Klein SuperBowl Commercial - YouTube

Not much to report this week, except that we're now 'hunkering' down for the next storm, the Noreaster Nemo.  I mean who names these bloody storms, the Weather Channel's kids?  I worked from home today so I wouldn't get trapped on the island and it's been snowing or sleeting all day - we've had a few of inches already, but apparently from 8pm (in 35 mins!) to 4am is when it's going to really turn nasty, with high winds and around a foot of snow.  We may be trapped all weekend! 

Have a great weekend.

Michele



Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Hit the Road Jack... and Brett and Michele

Well, how y'er all doin'?  My southern accent is getting very refined and I could almost pass as a local.  For the past 8 days Brett and I well and truly hit the road (7,000kms of road!) and this time instead of headin' north to the snow, we headed south to the sand and the sun - woo hoo!  It's been a jam packed week, so settle in with a nice glass of wine...

Our first night was in what the locals call "RVA", for us not locals it's Richmond Virginia, home of tobacco and of many significant battlefields from the Civil War.   So for a bit of a history lesson, here is an extremely summarized synopsis of the Civil War.  Sadly, it all stemmed from slavery.  The (mostly) Southern States formed the Confederacy as they wanted to break away from the USA (the yankees), mainly because Abraham Lincoln vowed to wipe out slavery and the Southern States were not too happy with this direction, so wanted to break free.  The Civil War lasted 4 years and was the most deadliest war the US has been involved in - over 750,000 people died.  Needless to say, the Yanks won.

On our way to RVA we stopped in at Washington DC, where I had a nice walking tour planned out for us, but unfortunately it was raining, so the tour happened via the car instead raincoats on we checked out the white house (through the fence).  The city was abuzz as Obama's second inauguration was happening the following Monday, so everything was in full prep to bring in a million people (and since the inauguration the number one question is whether Beyonce lip synced the Star Spangled Banner or not).  To get to RVA, we went through Delaware, Maryland, District of Columbia (DC) - bringing our state total up to 20 after day one.

 The White House
 Abraham Lincoln Memorial
The reflection pool

Day two we headed south in search of sunshine and travelled through North Carolina, South Carolina and landed in Georgia (up to 23 states).  Whilst in North Carolina we stopped in at JR's - a place advertised for the previous 100 miles with sign after sign after sign about being the world's largest everything (cigars, cigarettes, make up,  army gear) store - I couldn't resist and I wasn't disappointed.  This place was huge (even bigger than Walmart!) and was basically a hotch potch of everything.


Whilst in Georgia we stayed 3 nights at a beautiful place called St Simon's Island (the Island).  It was beautiful island on the south coast of Georgia with amazing plantation style homes, beautiful golf courses (one we drove past had a little visitor on the bank on the lake- Happy Gilmore style)...

The shot is a bit dodgy as I couldn't get close so I didn't get hit by a golf ball...

....gorgeous beaches, 

 ...and these amazing oak trees in a variety that I had never seen before, but they just mesmerised me.



Whilst there we travelled to Savannah (a place that was on my bucket list after seeing a tv show in the 90s), where again I had a lovely walking tour planned, and which again was spoilt by rain - I swear there was someone not wanting us to get exercise this trip.  Anyway, we did get to see the beautiful old city, which again had amazing architecture, a really eclectic scene on the river front and 22 squares that the city was actually designed around (these are small park areas, but were historically communal spaces used for gathering water, making bread, celebrating holidays and victories etc) - there actually used to be 24 squares, but 2 have been 'lost' (one to a freeway, the other to the courthouse).  





Whilst in Savannah, I also took the opportunity to try out one of my food network favorite cook's - The South's 'First Lady', Paula Deen's, restuarant, Lady and Sons.  After my welcome serving of corn bread (like a pancake made from Polenta) and cheese biscuit, I chowed down on a pulled pork sandwich.  Wow, this was pretty spectacular and it was served with potatoes that had like the KFC coating on it... mmmm, mmmm, mmmm (no dinner for me that night!). .. Don't worry, I only managed to devour half of it.

Whilst in Georgia we also went to Jekyll Island, (unsuccessfully) hunting for Alligators.  


We also had a meal at Iguana's - highly recommended by the locals - where we had amazing 'shrimp' and we discovered Hush Puppies, not slippers as I always thought, but little fried balls of delight!... Southern food is definitely not good for my backside!

So from Georgia, we continued our journey south to Florida.  This time we stopped at Cape Canaveral at the Kennedy Space Center.  Brett did a tour of the place, whilst I dog sat Jack and took the opportunity to hunt more for alligators.  I didn't see any bathing in the sun, but I did see an omnious pair of eyes poking out of the water staring at me.  There are over 6,000 alligators on the island, and as the local 'catch and release' expert told me "make sure you keep the lil' fella away from the water - it's full of the gators".  No need to tell me that, Jack was already completely freaking and wouldn't go anywhere near the water.  Mind you, I wanted to get him in the car quick smart as there were eagles flying over head and looked at the ready to swoop us up.  The more interesting stuff was happening inside - some quick facts on the Space Center - it is a 140,000 acre island, full of gators, rattle snakes, bob cats, Opossums (not related to Australian possums), Wild Hogs and turtles (all living very happily as the island is a refuge), with a shed with the world's largest garage doors and the world's largest painted American flag (the star section is bigger than a basketball court and you can drive a bus down the lines without touching the edges ), rockets (unmanned) being launched into space much more frequently than we realize (three in the next month!), the spaceship reenters the earth's atmosphere above Australia and 45 minutes later it's touching down in Florida (I need to get me on that flight next time), and generally, it's just really cool stuff there.  Here's some pics.


 One of the space pods
The Launching Pad
 
Control Center
 The big arse shed!
 A space Shuttle


We spent the night at Key Largo right on the Marina there and just enjoyed the sunshine!



We drove the next day down to Key West, and hit another one from the bucket list - driving over the seven mile bridge.

The Seven Mile Bridge

We saw the most southern house in the US and the most southern point.  Key West is also where Ernest Hemingway had a house.  

A cock roaming the streets (they were everywhere!) in Key West

 Ernest Hemingway's house
One of the locals

The most southern point of USA

This day was jam packed as we also travelled through the Everglades (another one on the bucket list - yes, it's a long list), and this is where we finally saw a crap load of alligators.  I saw one and got so excited.  By the time we got through the park, I reckon we saw over 100 of them, lazing on the side of the swamp land.  Check out these fellas.




We stopped that night at St Pete's (St Petersburg Island, right near Tampa).  This place was spectacular.  We got a special deal on the hotel, known as the pink castle, which was right on the Gulf of Mexico.  I used the pool all night and all morning (I think I was a mermaid in a past life) - it was just delightful.  Jack also liked it, he was given a special welcome pack on arrival (the dogs get treated better than the humans!) with some snacks and bowls.




So, it was time to leave the sun and sand and we headed back north to Nashville, Tennessee (state number 24), Country Music Capital of the World!  It was bloody cold here - below 0, which was a shock to the system!  This time we purposely did a driving tour as we didn't arrive until late - we ate at the classy establishment - Hog Heaven (literally, a hole in the wall).

checked out Broadway (home to the many 'honky tonks'), Music Row (where all the record labels are), and even saw where they are filming the tv show 'Nashville' (don't think it's out in Oz yet, but the reviews are very good).



So, this was our last stop before doing a long drive (13 hours!!!) home yesterday.  Brett is officially a driving machine, and well, I'm the GPS, though I talk back more than a regular one ;)

Now, back in the big smoke, we've really hit reality.  The temperature is -10 celcius!!!!  Craziness.  I don't do cold very well - my hands feel like fine sandpaper (even though I am moisturising them every hour), and my eyes are stinging so bad because they're dried out.  Last winter was really nothing in comparison to this one.

One last thing I wanted to share was a visitor we had in our backyard.  At first I thought what a gorgeous little creature this was (about the size of a large cat), but then after googling it,
I change the word gorgeous for disgusting...


It is an Opossum - these are basically like large rats, and like to scurrage through the rubbish and they carry all sorts of diseases.  We're making sure we keep little Jack away from him!

Ok, signing off now.  I hope I can write soon (as long as I don't freeze to death!).
Michele